Boomer and Bud

Bizarro Boomer: Wells Comes Unglued Again,
Goes Off on Selig and Defends His Bud Steinbrenner

He Hate Him: Wells Rips Selig Over 'Yankess' Sign Removal Request

"'Bud Selig needs to resign. That's what he needs to do,' Wells said. 'He needs to resign and bring someone in who's capable of communicating with the players association and the owners, as well as the players, because there's so much hatred against Bud right now. It's a joke. Nobody likes him...'"

"'This [WBC sign removal request] is just something where Bud is bored. He has no clue. He's clueless,' Wells said. 'If you say something derogatory toward Bud, he wants an apology. My question is, why is he even wasting his time on something like that? What's the purpose? Does he have to let people know that he's there? Tell him to come talk to me. I've had issues with him the last few years. He said, `Oh, we need to talk.' He said, `I'll take you to dinner when I come to Boston.' Has he done it? [Heck] no. He's a piece of [expletive]. And you can quote me on that...'"

"'He worries about what people say about him and he Googles himself. I'm sure he's going to Google [his name] tomorrow and say, `Oh, there's Dave talking about me.' You know what? Be a man of your words. He's ducked me for two years.'" -- 3.8.06, Dave Heuschkel, Hartford Courant

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