Sox Break Out Alec
to Cool Off Alex

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"I don't give a damn that you're 31-years-old or 32-years-old, or a diva, or that your agent is a thoughtless pain in the ass who doesn't care about what you do next season... You've been getting a lot of hits but the Red Sox and I are going to STRAIGHTEN YOUR ASS OUT TONIGHT!" -- 4.20.07, An irate Alec Baldwin in a phone call to Alex Rodriguez